Addicted to Drums

"Addicted to Love" Based on the performance by Robert Plamer
"Addicted to Drums" Parody by Cwissy

im so addicted
I've banged my set so many times
24 pair broke, and they weren't even mine
My heart pumps, to the rhythmic beat
And I just cant stop moving my feet

And I can't sleep without my grip tape on
You say I need some help, but your wrong
My grip's too tight, my ankles are too weak
But I still go on, a drum key is all I need

Whoa I cant deny, I'm at home in the drum and guitar shops, oh yea
It's true when I say too much is not enough
I'm just gonna have to face it, I'm addicted to drums

I see the notes, but them I cannot read
so I just make up my own beat
My heat beats in double time
A few sixteenth rolls, and I'll be fine

Yamaha cant be saved
Cause drumheads are what I crave
I wanna do a heavy metal fill
Play on two bass drums, if you will!

Woah, I have to admit I love playing this polka stuff, oh yea
All music's fine with me if it's gotta back-beat, and I know I'm
Gonna have to face it I'm addicted to drums

Gonna have to face it I'm addicted to drums
Gonna have to face it I'm addicted to drums
Gonna have to face it I'm addicted to drums
Gonna have to face it I'm addicted to drums
Gonna have to face it I'm addicted to drums

I've banged my set so many times
24 pair broke, and they weren't even mine
My heart pumps, to the rhythmic beat
100 more bucks, and the new set will be mine

Whoa, I don't care if it's hip-hop or that Celtic stuff, oh yea
It's the total truth, I just can't get enough, I know I'm
Gonna have to face it I'm addicted to drums

Gonna have to face it I'm addicted to drums
Gonna have to face it I'm addicted to drums
Gonna have to face it I'm addicted to drums
Gonna have to face it I'm addicted to drums
Gonna have to face it I'm addicted to drums

"Summer Of '69" Based on the performance by Bryan Adams
"Drummer Is 69" Parody by Chris Pollman

Another salute parody This time it goes out to everydrummer who's an older dude,And is still playing. Keep it going!Long live rock! (A salute to the guitarists,bassists, and singers is on the way)
He got his first real drum set
Bought it from a five and dime
Now he's got a wrinkled head
And the drummer is 69

Him and some guys from school
Had a band and they made some dough
Jimi quit, and Angus got married
He shoulda known, the direction they would go
But how he looks right now,
The drummer seemed to've lived forever
And if he had the choice,
Yeah, he'd get himself a new wheelchair
Now he has kids and an aging wife

Ain't no use in his aging
Cause he's got a drum to play
Spends his evenings up in an airplane
Plays drums for the band all day yeah!
Standin' on a drummer's stand
He's playing songs around forever
Oh and when he breaks his hands
He knew he needed medical cover
Now he has kids and an aging wife
And the drummer is 69

Man he's saw passing time
He's not young and restless
He's got a wise old mind
I guess good bands can last forever, forever, yeah

And now his face is changing
Look at his lips they're protruding wrong
Sometimes when he plays his old drum set
He takes some pills to help play the songs

Standin' on a drummer's stand
He's playing songs around forever
Oh and when he breaks his hands
He knew he needed medical cover
Now he has kids and an aging wife
And the drummer is 69

"Looking For The Summer" Based on the performance by Chris Rea
"Looking For My Drummer" Parody by Ilya Kolb

I formed a band when I was young
We had concerts in Pyongyang
Looking for the drummer

On one gig we got lost
A great gig but at what cost
I'm looking for my drummer

I ended up in Pakistan
But locals didn't understand
That I'm looking for my drummer

I searched for him on and on
I even looked in Lebanon
Cause I'm looking for my drummer

After visiting Yemen
I said to myself "Amen"
And went looking for my drummer

Everything went as planned
Found the singer in Swaziland
I'm still looking, looking for my drummer

All of the other drummers
Had to been outta their minds
'Cause they wouldn't let poor Nikki
Join their almost perfect Drumline

Then one foggy contest day
Drum major came to say,
"Nikki with your drum so bright,
Won't you play first snare tonight?"

Then all the drummers loved her
As they saw what must happen
They kicked out their worst player
And Nikki became drum captain!

||Nikki later kicked the butt of the former drum captain, thereby becoming his closest friend.  She beat up everyone who used to make fun of her and led the Drumline with an iron fist—er, iron traditional grip.  She grew older and taller and later joined the Cavaliers.  Merry Christmas, everyone!||